The following post is intended for those with a sense of humor and contains photos that may be disturbing or slightly offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.
Last Tuesday I subjected my sweet, loyal puppy to the social convention of dog neutering. Originally when I got the Chaunce I planned on doing this right away. However, GB convinced me not too since he later wanted to breed him. BAD MOMMY.
In the 3 years since I purchased my beloved pup and decided against neutering, we have yet to breed him. Because I neglected to have him de-manned earlier he developed some naughty habits. Well, his marking had gotten out of control so I decided it was time to get this pup neutered and calmed down. So I bit the bullet and took him in. Talk about heart break. He gave me the saddest look when I dropped him off. Picking him up....SO MUCH WORSE! He was all loopy from the drugs and sick to his stomach from being nervous. He had this bloody slit down his twig and...his berries....oh his little berries.
Is anyone else aware that when they neuter pups they don't actually "chop off their sacs"??? Well, they don't. There is a good reason why you neuter them when they are pups...BEFORE their part "descend". Chauncey now has saggy scrotum's. Its horrible! Its so pathetic only a picture could do it justice.

See??? and this is almost a week later. In case you are unable to tell from the picture, those suckers are big and flat. Now I know why they offer testicle implants for older dogs. I can't believe I didn't take care of this when he was a baby. I am a horrible human being. My poor poor pup. Mommy owes him big time.

